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To get the family’s mind off of total world domination, I make a suggestion. (Divan, there’s a new Christmas park opening today. You’ve got a three-day weekend. It’s time to get the fam out of the house. They’re turning into…well…nerds.) “Egad!” Divan curses. Instantly, he hurries all of them out the door and arrives atContinue reading “Chapter Eight”

It was time for Divan to step it up at work. (Let’s see you use that gun for something, Divan!) “Alright, Creator. I think I see the perfect subject at the desk.” The woman looks at him with a dull stare. “What do YOU want now?” “Just this,” he says back, then whips out hisContinue reading “Chapter Seven”

So Divan gets this crazy idea to have a successful lineage which means the impossible. (How do you suppose you will help with homework when your children NEVER do it?) “That’s not up to me, Creator. You’re the genius. YOU figure it out.” Then he wanders off to the gym and instead of working out,Continue reading “Chapter Six”

Divan decides he’s neglected his wife long enough and asks her on a date. (Ahem…DIVAN! This is a PG-13 story. What ARE you doing???) He leers up at me and says, “Serves you right for peeking, Creator.” ***Wipes face in frustration as steam hisses out of my ears*** Divan then tantalizes his date about theContinue reading “Chapter Five”

As we peek into the goings on in this burgeoning family, we see that Brianna gets right to work, cooking macaroni and cheese since her parents are no where to be found. And right afterwards, she uses the treadmill I put in the basement. (I think I like this teen already!) When Divan arrives home,Continue reading “Chapter Four”

The next day, Divan goes to another bar, determined to find a wife. Or at least someone who wouldn’t slap his face, throw drinks at him, or treat him like he smelled like a wet dog who’d just got into a fight with a skunk. (I snap my fingers at him. There’s the PERFECT girl!Continue reading “Chapter Three”

Divan’s first day at work is going well. He’s already made friends with the robot, Krod. And just like that, he gets a promotion! (Way to go, Divan!) He shines his fingernails on his jacket. “I AM a genius, you know.” (Yeah, and humble, I can see. But you still have another job to doContinue reading “Chapter Two”

Divan Rex is your typical gifted sim with the typical dramatic past. Raised by his doctor (and philandering) father, Duke Rex in Oasis Springs, Divan was plopped in a boarding school and left to his own devices. As dashingly handsome as his father, and gifted, he gravitated toward the ladies (or did they gravitate toContinue reading “Chapter One”