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Per Hunter’s request, the following day, I whisk a trendy criminal’s hideout on their lot which looks a lot like an abandoned warehouse. (How’s this, Hunter?) “Nice, Creator. This should do….for now.” (This will do for all time until you can get the funds for a bigger place. I spent all the money your fatherContinue reading “Chapter 2.2”

(What are you grinning about, Divan?) “Don’t you know, Creator? Today is the day!” (I know…but you’d think you’d be a little upset that you won’t hear my voice ever again. I know you’ll miss me. Say it…come on…you’re going to miss me aren’t you?) “Um…well…I…er…no.” (Well, I will miss you. How about that?) “OfContinue reading “Chapter 2.1”

It’s late at night and Hunter is on the prowl. But his plans of rummaging through the unattended cash registers are foiled because the place is packed. “Drat. Looks like it’s time for minion hunting again.” But then he sees a very pretty bartender and a swanky smile swoops over his face. “I’d like aContinue reading “Chapter Sixteen”

Levi has his priorities straight. Work out those muscles. I hope he’s not like his brother and only thinks about girls, chicks, and babes. Once Levi’s finished, he gets this crazy confident look on his face. (I don’t know, but that look creeps me out. It reminds me of Hunter. And the thought of havingContinue reading “Chapter Fifteen”

After such a hideous day at school, Hunter is ready to sit down to a good meal. Blackened tilapia is waiting for him and he wanders outside to get a bit of fresh air. Suddenly, a horrific odor assaults his nostrils. “What in Creator’s name is that awful smell?” “What smell?” Lindsey asks, taking aContinue reading “Chapter Fourteen”

It’s a brand new day and I find Divan on the toilet talking to his boss. (Divan! What are you doing in there?) He puts his fingers to his lips to hush me and says in the phone, “Four hundred and twenty extra simoleons sounds very nice! And a Happy New Year to you, too!”Continue reading “Chapter Thirteen”

Hunter dresses in the most dashing (almost evil looking) outfit for the New Year’s party. Plus, it looks as if he’s pasted on a devilish mustachio and goatee. (Ugh.) Levi notices and asks him why he’s so dressed up. “Obviously,” Hunter says with a flourish of his fingers, “a world dominator has to impress everyone.Continue reading “Chapter Twelve”

“Oh, Creator…” Divan says to me with a cheesy smirk on his face. (What, Divan?) “I can’t believe this rental house has a portrait of you!” (Very funny. **glares** Isn’t it time to leave? After all, you aren’t making any money and your funds are so low, you might not be able to pay yourContinue reading “Chapter Eleven”

On Christmas Eve, the kids have no clue where to sleep. Hunter crashes here. Lindsey doesn’t realize it’s bedtime, so she ambles outside. Clearly she’s tired, but look at her face! She takes a circular path around the house only to end up going to the back door where Levi is snoring in the hotContinue reading “Chapter Ten”

Divan wiggles his eyebrows at me with his chest puffed out like a satisfied gorilla. “Watch THIS, Creator.” Pointing his finger, he says, “And furthermore, you always put the ending punctuation WITHIN the quotation marks for dialog. Not after.” (Pretty proud of yourself, aren’t you, Divan?) “I’ve got my successful lineage aspiration in the bag!”Continue reading “Chapter Nine”